Book Beginnings: Neanderthal Seeks Human by Penny Reid

I will share the first sentence (or so) of the books I am reading, along with initial thoughts about the sentence, impressions of the book, or anything else the opener inspires.  Hosted by Rose City Reader

Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City #1) by Penny Reid 

Based on title of this book as well as the quote, I knew this was going to be a laugh out loud story and I can't wait to start reading it.  Her writing style is full of wit, humor, and sometimes sarcastic which is awesome.  When I finished the Elements of Chemistry series I knew I had to read all her other books, but I am pacing myself.   I realized if I bing read her books, I will become like a junkie waiting for her next Penny Reid fix.

What are the first sentences of the books you are reading?  I am always looking for new books to add to my TBR!