Thursday Quotables: Only Trick by Jewel E. Ann

Thursday Quotables is a weekly meme hosted by Lisa at Bookshelf Fantasies. It features the place to highlight great quotes, lines, or passages discovery during your reading each week.

I received and ARC of Only Trick by Jewel E. Ann and while I am only half way through, I am enjoying it and wanted to share some that made me chuckle.  

What do you think? Did the quotes catch your attention and make you want to add this book to your TBR list?

Where there any quotes these week that made you laugh, gasp, or cry?  Do share!